Hammer Shaped Bottle Opener Drink Opener Age Caves Man With Leather Bracelet

If Neanderthals had hung around instead of disappearing abruptly or miscegenising with the Cro-Magnon, this is probably what they would have come up with as a bottle opener. It doesn't get more crude and primitive than this, looks wise. Let out a loud yell everytime you open a bottle with this opener to signify that you've found the water that gives courage to the bear hunter. This is how you pay tribute to the poor Neanderthals who failed to evolve beyond their cave-dwelling ways.
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Feature:
Caveman Bottle Opener
Man's first bottle opener
Styled as if designed by Neanderthals
Leather style strap
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Specifications :
Size: 5x7.5x18.5cm
Material: Plastic
Weight: about 130g
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Package Includes :
?1 x Caveman Bottle Opener








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